As requested by anon. :)
Let’s say that various Bleach characters were reincarnated as new Doctor from Doctor Who. What sort of Doctor would each of them be? Oh, and just for the sake of having some dialogue, Clara will be their companion!
1. Ichigo: Has the world’s most giant sonic screwdriver
Clara: Overcompensating much?
Ichigo: What do you mean?
2. Kyoraku: Insists that his kimono is cool
Kyoraku: I wear a lady’s kimono now.
Kyoraku: Lady’s kimonos are cool.
3. Orihime: Refuses to kill anyone
Orihime: I just killed the last of the Daleks (again).
Orihime: Hold on, I’m going to heal them all!
Clara: I-is that a good idea??
4. Urahara: Seems goofy and fun-loving…right up until he turns deadly
Urahara: My name? Doctor. My rank? Doctor. My purpose? Fun!
[38 minutes later]
Urahara: I AM A GOD OF TIME AND YOU ALL CAN BURN
5. Shinji: Loves picking up new companions
Shinji: You are my first companion.
Clara: So, the women who traveled with you in all of your stories….?
6. Lisa: Loves to explore new worlds
Clara: That sign says “No Trespassing”!
Lisa: Why do you think I’m curious?
7. Ishida: Takes the “Last of the Timelords” thing really seriously.
Ishida: I am the LAST OF THE TIMELORDS
8. Rose: Is interested in finding all the beauty in the universe
Rose: Now this! This is an interesting instrument!
Rose: It bonds with its player, and will actually weep when he or she dies!
Clara: It looks like a guitar.
Rose: But so much more!
9. Riruka: Lives for people’s initial reaction to the TARDIS
Character: I-it’s bigger on the inside?!
Riruka: And you can only enter if I sneeze on you!
10. Hanataro: Apologizes a lot
Hanataro: I’m sorry.
Hanataro: I’m so, so sorry!
Clara: Um you just bumped into me.
Clara: Chill, little dude.
11. Rukia: Has a lot of guilt
Rukia: I killed all of my fellow Time Lords.
Rukia: All of them.
Rukia: I deserve to suffer.
Clara: Didn’t that sorta save the universe?
Rukia: Like that’s any excuse.
12. Ulquiorra: Is constantly confused
Ulquiorra: What is an Ood?
Ulquiorra: If I ask one, will it tell me?
Ulquiorra: If I am fed Ood hormones, will I become one?
Clara: Are you okay?
13. Grimmjow: Has a sonic screwdriver that works on almost everything
Grimmjow: Dammit! We can’t get in!
Clara: What do you mean?
Grimmjow: It’s DUCT TAPED
Clara: Your sonic screwdriver doesn’t have a duct tape setting?
14. Aizen: Overuses the psychic paper
Aizen: As you can see from this certificate, I am dead.
Random official: You’re telling me that you’re dead?
Aizen: You cannot disobey the paper.
15. Gin: Has real trouble with the Weeping Angels
Clara: Open your eyes! They can’t move if you’re looking at them!
Gin: Well, damn.